I had a tiny mortgage in lokalbanken mine, and found out that I possibly could afford to buy one of the smallest of the apartment within the ring 3. So then started boligjakten, says Willyson to E24.
But on the views of Oslo’s housing market, he was often disappointed:
He doesn’t seem the dwellings stood out particularly well measured against the airy and inviting adjectives and photo-krumspringene of ads on Finn.no.
– It was a himmelropende difference between the descriptions in the boligannonsene, and the actual residence. Furthermore: As litteraturviter, I was quite flabbergasted to see meglernes attempts at poetry in the lyrics.
Toromsleilighet in Ullevål Hageby sold for 7,55 million
for Example?
– “Fantastic utsiktsforhold from all living areas where one can enjoy the sun’s last breath”. One should enjoy themselves during the apocalypse?, he asks lakonisk.
“the Entrance hall is the first you meet”
Now Willyson given out the book “Meglernes market: Poetry from a dream house“.
The humporistiske release is a collection of text and photos exclusively taken from the property adverts he has found on the internet.
According to the artist, and litteraturviteren go at poetry attempts and kjennsgjerninger hand in hand when the agents describe the qualities of the houses they sell.
Willyson read some of their favoritteksempler:
DONE WITH ADS: Now artist Eirik Willyson bought the property and is at the same time current with the book “Meglers market: Poetry from a dream house.”
– “first impressions indicate that this kitchen is a natural habitat for the first day’s meal”.
And this:
– “the Entrance hall is the first you meet”.
And it matches well?
– It may make it.
– And how did it with boligjakten?
– I I was lucky and got me an apartment of a friend. I have for several years lived at 21 square meters, and now I’ve got a little bit better place, ” he says – and adds:
And then allows me to relate myself to our listings.
10 broker-goodies
E24 has picked out 10 anonse-fulltreffere from Willysons 100 pages long poesiverk:
1. “Here, you can lock you into the recovery and drag the hand along the gelenderet while you run to the stairs on the way up to your new apartment”.
the Commission to real estate agents falls
2. “The only thing that comes between you and the sun are the birds that fly high and airy the past.”
3. “Two glass sliding doors can be opened or closed, in its sole discretion.”
4. “Views when one sticks his head out of the window.”
5. “Behind the living room there is an exciting little nook that is currently used for storage.”
6. “Tøyenbadet is popular for those who like to swim.”
7. “From your bedroom window you can make out Bjørvika, Oslo Plaza and Postgirobygget. This testifies to the apartment’s proximity to the city centre”.
8. “To see weather changes in the long distance can be fascinating. And new year’s eve. The feeling of soaring above the city is påtakende.”
9. “If one does not thrive here, so will not thrive”.
10. “The clock rings and you stand up to the sun that shines or the sound of the rain that lands on the vindusruten”
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